This Week in Dodgeball: Championship Edition

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting! Last night the top sixteen teams took to the court in a battle for the title of ultimate dodgeball champion. Balls were thrown, balls were dodged and egos were crushed over the course of the evening.
Round 1 […]

The Real Reason the Mets Traded Kaz Matsui, ‘Rhoid Rage

It’s nearly spring, which means baseball season is right around the corner. As such, fantasy baseball aficionados across the country are gearing up for twenty-five weeks of team management that will occupy every free minute of their day.
As one of these fantasy baseball managers, I have returned to the daily habit of checking […]

This Week in Dodgeball: The Final Countdown

Do-do doo doo
Do-do do-do-doo
Do-do doo doo
Do-do do-do-do-do-doo
Do-do-doo
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-DOO, doodle-doodle-DOO
It’s the final countdown!
Oh shit, is this thing on? Well folks, it’s the last week of dodgeball before the playoffs and the competition is fierce. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches went on a tear last week, winning five of their six games and moving into a three-way (all-right!) […]

This Week in Dodgeball: No Time for Love, Doctor Jones

Don’t have a lot of time today, so I’ll keep this short. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches are facing off against Balls to the Wall tonight at 7:15pm with a second match versus Dos Locos at 8pm. Both teams are near the bottom of the standings, so hopefully the Bitches can move up from 5th […]

This Week In Dodgeball: Kickin’ It Old School

Week four. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches are holding steady in a 3-way tie for third fifth place, I stand corrected. Even if ‘Games For’ (the GF column in the standings) was the deciding factor (it’s not) we’d have been in fourth place at best as there were still three teams with better records. […]

This Week In Dodgeball: Annoying Team Name Edition

Cheese Bitches Ken and George, stricken with a case of post dodgeball insanity.
When last we left our heroes they had overcome insurmountable odds to penetrate the top quarter of the dodgeball league. Tonight, Pepe’s Cheese Bitches look to build on that success and break into the top 3 in the process.

Pepe’s will be facing […]

The New York Giants are Superbowl Champs

2008 has been a good year for New York sports so far, and we’re not even 2 months into it. First the Mets get Johan Santana, now this. Eli Manning and the NY Giants played a great game, winning 17-14 and denying the New England Patriots an undefeated season in the process.
I have […]

This Week In Dodgeball

After a disappointing start to the season last week, Pepe’s Cheese Bitches look to bounce back with a pair of solid outings. A few key members of our roster are out of comission this week, some due to injury, others due to sickness, and yet others as a result of their lawyerocity.
Week 2 pits […]

Johan Santana is a New York Met, Apparently Loves Wiffleball

Today I do the dance of joy. The New York Mets finally have a real ace, assuming they can work out the little detail of paying Santana over $20 million per season for at least 6 years. According to USA Today:

The deal is pending the Mets and Santana reaching agreement on a six- […]

Why I’ll Be Taking Balls to the Face Tonight

No, not like that.
The Winter ‘08 dodgeball season starts tonight at the St. Patrick’s Youth Center in Soho. If you have ever enjoyed throwing red rubber balls at your friends (or better yet complete strangers) you might want to check it out.
We will be playing Los Locos in the daisy colored shirts (think yellow) […]