Douchebag of the Week: 6 Train Door Jammer

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Bearded hipsters, bicycles and crowded subway cars are a dangerous combination. This tale of idiocy and some good (if not inconvenient) timing has inspired me to discover my own douchebag of the week.

I took the 6 train from Union Square on my way to the Bleecker Street Bar […] Continue Reading…

This Week In Dodgeball: Kickin’ It Old School

Week four. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches are holding steady in a 3-way tie for third fifth place, I stand corrected. Even if ‘Games For’ (the GF column in the standings) was the deciding factor (it’s not) we’d have been in fourth place at best as there were still […] Continue Reading…

Rock Out With Your Cock Out

As I mentioned the other day, when I’m not working, eating or sleeping I enjoy spending a little time playing Rock Band on my PlayStation 3. The only problem is that once I start playing, I can’t stop. In fact, the only reason I’m writing this post […] Continue Reading…

I’m Going to Frank’s Chop Shop

Hey folks, it’s-a-me, Mario… oh, um, I mean Rob. More specifically, it’s my crazy hair. Generally speaking I get a haircut once a month, and it keep it rather short. In this picture, I’m coming up on two months, sans trim.

You see, I had a […] Continue Reading…

The Knife Parade? Sounds Dangerous!

What’s a Knife Parade? According to their YouTube profile:

The Knife Parade is a sketch group formed from the primordial soup of an improv class at the Upright Citizens’ Brigade theater.

Besides that, they’re pretty funny. Have a look at their NYC Tourism Ad.


[Gothamist - Video of […] Continue Reading…

Merchant’s House Museum Ain’t ‘Fraid of No Ghosts

Let me start by apologizing for the dearth of updates as of late. I had the best intentions of posting the past few days, but work (and subsequently Rock Band) have kept me away. But no longer! After trying and failing to best Molly Hatchet’s Flirtin’ […] Continue Reading…

This Week In Dodgeball: Annoying Team Name Edition

Cheese Bitches Ken and George, stricken with a case of post dodgeball insanity.
When last we left our heroes they had overcome insurmountable odds to penetrate the top quarter of the dodgeball league. Tonight, Pepe’s Cheese Bitches look to build on that success and break into the top 3 […] Continue Reading…

Daniel Johnston Takes Manhattan

He’s baaaaack. Stop what you’re doing right now and purchase tickets immediately while they’re still available. You have my word, you will not regret it.

If you missed his performance at Spiegelworld last fall, this is your opportunity to experience the magic that is Daniel Johnston live and in […] Continue Reading…

The New York Giants are Superbowl Champs

2008 has been a good year for New York sports so far, and we’re not even 2 months into it. First the Mets get Johan Santana, now this. Eli Manning and the NY Giants played a great game, winning 17-14 and denying the New England Patriots an […] Continue Reading…

Afternoon Delight, Sumo Style

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome meets sumo wrestling. Great idea Hyundai. This advertisement just north of Madison Square Garden exclaims “Think About It: Two Warranties Enter the Ring, One Warranty Leaves.” My question, what exactly are they doing in said ring? Doesn’t look like wrestling to […] Continue Reading…