This Week in Dodgeball: The Final Countdown

Do-do doo doo
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Do-DOO, doodle-doodle-DOO
It’s the final countdown!

Oh shit, is this thing on? Well folks, it’s the last week of dodgeball before the playoffs and the competition is fierce. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches went on a tear last week, winning five of their six games […] Continue Reading…

Crazy Is As Crazy Does

If you haven’t realized it yet, I love crazy people. Crazies are a great source for hours of entertainment. So it is with great pleasure that I bring to you, Richard Martin the “Crazy Sign Guy”.

Now this isn’t “Crazy Sign Guy” like someone you’d find at Shea Stadium (god […] Continue Reading…

Daniel Johnston Rocks the Party that Rocks the Body

Had the good fortune of catching Daniel Johnston’s performance at the Highline Ballroom last Thursday. Daniel was magical as always, kicking off the show with a solo rendition of “Mean Girls Give Pleasure”. The crowd sufficiently amused, the sorry entertainer dropped another relatively new track “There Is […] Continue Reading…

Crocs Must Die, So Your Children Don’t

I detest Crocs (though I love me some Crocodile Dundee). Why an adult would choose to adorn their feet in brightly colored Nerf is beyond comprehension. Crocs may be the most comfortable “shoes” ever created, but if I have anything to say about it they will soon go the […] Continue Reading…

This Week in Dodgeball: No Time for Love, Doctor Jones

Don’t have a lot of time today, so I’ll keep this short. Pepe’s Cheese Bitches are facing off against Balls to the Wall tonight at 7:15pm with a second match versus Dos Locos at 8pm. Both teams are near the bottom of the standings, so hopefully the […] Continue Reading…

Gene Simmons Sex Tape Not Coming to Rock Band this Week

Check out his wheels, is it any wonder Gene Simmons is a hit with the ladies? An early casualty on the premiere season of The Celebrity Apprentice, with the recent revelation of this sex tape one has to wonder if he merely bowed out due to a scheduling […] Continue Reading…

Apple Hearts Linkin Park, Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe

AppleInsider reports that Linkin Park will be performing at a “secret” show in New York City and Apple is involved. The band is already scheduled to be in Manhattan for a performance at Madison Square Garden on Thursday, February 21st (sorry folks, it’s sold out). Perhaps the […] Continue Reading…

Frank’s Chop Shop: The Results Show

So if you recall, I needed a haircut last week. Abandoned by my previous hair cutter who moved to Ireland, I enlisted the help of google and searched for ‘best haircut nyc’. Subsequently I was led to Frank’s Chop Shop by way of New York Magazine’s Best […] Continue Reading…

Keybar: Home of the Rolo Shot

Ah the Rolo. Candy of the gods. Luscious caramel wrapped in a bite sized milk chocolate shell. Mr. Nestlé must have been divinely inspired the day he conceived of this sweet treat.

Is it any wonder that the folks at Keybar were driven to craft a shot […] Continue Reading…

Top 5 Late Night Eats in the East Village

It’s a Friday night, I should probably be out partying but instead I’m home, dropping the knowledge on you fine folks. Just in time for the weekend, I present you with my top five picks for late night “dining” in the East Village.

If you’re looking to eat after midnight, […] Continue Reading…