Comments on: Crocs Must Die, So Your Children Don’t http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/ Reasons why we love New York City and you should too. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:56:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: The woman he sleeps with... http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-134 The woman he sleeps with... Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:17:43 +0000 http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-134 Frankly I did not know this abomination of a picture existed. Had I known that this man had ever even imagined donning a pair of these absolutely appalling tragedies upon his feet, I would never have offered to suck his toes. I may have to sack him until he can give me a frolicking good excuse for this inexcusable behaviour! Tho in his defence... he IS a god, and hes never committed this sin in my presence. Maybe hes cured. Maybe I cured him of 'Crocafootitis'. Maybe he just has no taste. As for the terminal travesty of wearing socks with (crocs)sandals... he is guilty. Frankly I did not know this abomination of a picture existed. Had I known that this man had ever even imagined donning a pair of these absolutely appalling tragedies upon his feet, I would never have offered to suck his toes.
I may have to sack him until he can give me a frolicking good excuse for this inexcusable behaviour! Tho in his defence… he IS a god, and hes never committed this sin in my presence. Maybe hes cured. Maybe I cured him of ‘Crocafootitis’. Maybe he just has no taste.
As for the terminal travesty of wearing socks with (crocs)sandals… he is guilty.

]]> By: A Disciple of Terry http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-131 A Disciple of Terry Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:28:32 +0000 http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-131 Terry, the man pictured in this article, is a legend. Crocs become irrelevant next to his greatness. Terry, the man pictured in this article, is a legend. Crocs become irrelevant next to his greatness.

]]> By: CraziestGadgets.com » Crocs Phone Cases Just as Ugly as Regular Crocs http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-77 CraziestGadgets.com » Crocs Phone Cases Just as Ugly as Regular Crocs Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:28:00 +0000 http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-77 [...] be wearing crocs. Not only are they disgustingly ugly, Crocs are injuring kids by getting them caught in escalators- there are multiple lawsuits out already. So now Crocs has decided to spread their unfashionable [...] […] be wearing crocs. Not only are they disgustingly ugly, Crocs are injuring kids by getting them caught in escalators- there are multiple lawsuits out already. So now Crocs has decided to spread their unfashionable […]

]]> By: Rob http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-63 Rob Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:17:52 +0000 http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-63 Ah, sad but true. The never-ending cycle of poor footwear fashion may never be broken. That being said, I can't imagine something worse than Crocs. This may speak to my lack of imagination, but a more likely explanation is that Crocs are simply the epitome of fugliness. Recycling footwear is cool, though I'd like to see ammo for my Nerf Blaster or perhaps a football on the other end of the Crocs Recyclotron-3000. Ah, sad but true. The never-ending cycle of poor footwear fashion may never be broken. That being said, I can’t imagine something worse than Crocs.

This may speak to my lack of imagination, but a more likely explanation is that Crocs are simply the epitome of fugliness.

Recycling footwear is cool, though I’d like to see ammo for my Nerf Blaster or perhaps a football on the other end of the Crocs Recyclotron-3000.

]]> By: Marios Alexandrou http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-61 Marios Alexandrou Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:23:12 +0000 http://whyloveny.com/crocs-must-die-so-your-children-dont/#comment-61 It's like you read my mind. The only problem is that when Crocs finally go away, something equally silly will swoop in behind to replace them. I have to admit that being able to recycle footwear into more footwear is pretty cool though. It’s like you read my mind. The only problem is that when Crocs finally go away, something equally silly will swoop in behind to replace them.

I have to admit that being able to recycle footwear into more footwear is pretty cool though.

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